The Grand Muftis of Australia

Thankfully Australia's Grand Muftis have improved enormously since those days of Shaykh Taj El-Din Hamid Hilali. Now we have a new, suit-wearing Grand Mufti, Dr Ibrahim Abu Mohamed, an author whose books reveal his knowledge of "the West" and his Islamic scholarship.

Grand Mufti Ibrahim Abu Mohamed
Has lived 20 years in Australia, cannot speak English

Grand Mufti Ibrahim Abu MohamedGrand Mufti Ibrahim Abu Mohamed

After the Paris terrorist attacks Grand Mufti Ibraham made this comment: "These recent incidents highlight the fact that current strategies to deal with the threat of terrorism are not working. It is therefore imperative that all causative factors such as racism, Islamophobia curtailing freedoms through securitisation, duplicitous foreign policies, and military intervention must be comprehensively addressed." That's right, non-Muslims are corrupt and to blame for Islamic Terrorism. The Grand Mufti has spoken:

"The West does not bring to us any good, all they bring are their diseases, their designs and their shortcomings … They insist to impose on us their corrupt values, and their philosophy and mannerism, the very things which brought disease, fear, crime and stress to them, the very things which severed ties and broke relationships."

["Western" attitudes to women]: "They wanted you exposed as a piece of sweet pastry, without covering, devoured by the eyes of men, dirtied with mud, and having flies roam around you."

[Islamic medicine]: "Further, the emission of semen from different men into the same womb results in gonorrhea which leads to the blockage of the fellopian tubes which in turn leads to either temporary of permanent barrenness with many women." - Daily Mail


Shaykh Taj El-Din Hamid Hilali was appointed as the Grand Mufti of Australia and New Zealand by the Australian Federation of Islamic Councils in 2005 and he quickly endeared himself to all Australians with his wisdom, wit and stylish dress sense. Voted "Muslim Man of the Year" for 3 years running by the Australian Muslim Achievement Awards he soon became Australia's most admired and respected religious leader and was greatly missed when he retired in 2007. His brilliant sermons and Solomonic Shariah judgements changed Australian community values. Rape is now a misdemeanor handled with community service, 90% of adulterous women are stoned as punishment, The Final Disposition of the Jews has begun in a secret location in Lakemba and young Aussies are fighting in Israel by the thousands all thanks to the Grand Mufti.

Grand Poofti
The (former) Grand Mufti and His Sharia Brains Trust

"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside on the street, or in the garden or in the park, or in the backyard without a cover, and the cats come and eat it … whose fault is it, the cats or the uncovered meat? The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred."

"It is said in the state of zina (adultery), the responsibility falls 90 per cent of the time on the woman. Why? Because she possesses the weapon of enticement (igraa)."

"The Disposition of Jews in the light of the Qur'an: "The Jews' struggle with humanity is as old as history itself; the present continuing struggle with the Islam nation is a natural continuation of the Jews' enmity towards the human race as a whole. Judaism controls the world by…secret movements as the destructive doctrines and groups, such as communism, libertarianism, Free Masons, Baha'ism, the Rotary clubs, the nationalistic and racist doctrines. The Jews try to control the world through sex, then sexual perversion, then the promotion of espionage, treason, and economic hoarding."

"Sons of Islam, there is a war of infidels taking place everywhere. The true man is the boy who opposes Israeli tanks with strength and faith. The boy who, despite his mother's objections, goes out to war to become a martyr like his elder brother. The boy who tells his mother: 'Oh mother, don't cry for me if I die. Oh mother, Jihad has been imposed on me and I want to become a martyr'. 11 September is God's work against oppressors. Some of the things that happen in the world cannot be explained; a civilian airplane whose secrets cannot be explained if we ask its pilot who reached his objective without error, who led your steps? Or if we ask the giant that fell, who humiliated you? Or if we ask the President, who made you cry? God is the answer."

Grand Mufti Hilali